RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
Hi there, I'm Jay.
I like Odd Future, porn, food, and weird shit.
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
*shows up to your wedding as the best man wit a deep durag line in my forehead
and you wonder how i stole your man sweety
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express